RNs and Certified Legal Nurse Consultants – Are You Ordering Off the Right Menu?

I talk to thousands of RNs every year who are becoming increasingly dissatisfied with the healthcare system. Many of these conversations remind me of a dinner I had with my father at an Italian restaurant. After an animated discussion with the waiter, my dad ordered a pasta dish that wasn’t on the menu, telling the waiter exactly what he wanted in it.

When the food came, it was presented beautifully and prepared exactly as he had requested. Bits of scallion, garlic and peppered chicken glistened over a serving of fettuccine, all mixed with basil and olive oil, topped with chunks of ripe, red tomato lightly dusted with Parmesan cheese. The dish looked so good, I wanted it instead of my own.

I expected my father to be delighted with his meal. Instead, he started comparing it to a completely different pasta dish from a different Italian restaurant. Rather than enjoying his dinner, he found fault with the waiter, the restaurant and the chef for not serving this other recipe. According to dad, the dish was prepared wrong and even had the wrong ingredients! He specifically complained that there shouldn’t have been any tomatoes and there wasn’t enough garlic.

I sat there both stunned and amused. Even though my dad’s pasta was prepared exactly as he had requested, it wasn’t what he really wanted because it wasn’t the dish he was used to ordering at the other restaurant. Finally, I gently interrupted his litany of complaints, reminding him that he had received exactly what he ordered. In fact, after tasting it, I liked it even better than the dish he was comparing it to.

Dad replied, “I may have gotten what I ordered, but it isn’t what I want.” My father had expected the waiter to read his mind and bring him something other than what he ordered. Eventually, my dad’s hunger got the best of him and he enjoyed his meal to the last bite. After all, when you’re hungry, even the wrong dish fills your stomach.

What Career Menu Are You Ordering From?

As an RN, are you hungry for job satisfaction but ordering the wrong dish off the wrong menu?

  • Do you feel exhausted by your working conditions and environment?
  • Do you dislike the hours, the weekends, the administration, the HMOs?
  • Are you cranky about too many patients and not enough time to provide the quality of care you know you’re capable of?

If your nursing career isn’t where you want it to be, are you confusing your expectations and desires with what a traditional nursing job menu offers? Are you trying to order a dish that isn’t on the menu?

Like my dad, you may have expectations about what you are being served. You may have tried your best to order exactly what you wanted. Yet what’s on your plate has turned out very differently from what you were expecting.

If you stay at your same RN job and order off the same old RN job menu, don’t be surprised when you get what you’ve always gotten even though it’s not what you want. Much like the Salisbury steak in a hospital cafeteria, what healthcare facilities serve up for your nursing career has been on the menu for years. Sometimes the description changes, sometimes the preparation changes, but it’s still the same old Salisbury steak, and it is still not very satisfying for many RNs I’ve come to know.

Feast at a Brand New Restaurant

If you’re salivating for a nursing dish with different ingredients, if you want more autonomy, freedom, control or money, it’s time to feast at a new restaurant with a new and modern menu.

Certified Legal Nurse Consultants don’t order off the traditional menu offered by healthcare facilities. They’ve found a new menu that features more of what they want for themselves and they’re willing to leave their hospital restaurant to enjoy that innovative menu. For these nurses, the legal nurse consulting restaurant has the right menu – dishes that satisfy their palate in every way, and choices so plentiful they don’t have to look anywhere else because any dish they can imagine is already on the CLNC® menu.

Life is meant to be an adventurous banquet filled with tasty and satisfying dining experiences. It’s your meal – you get to choose the restaurant and write your own menu. Shouldn’t you get what you want, what you deserve, like so many other nurses who have chosen to stop ordering off the wrong menu?

Your right menu is just an action step away. Go to the right nursing restaurant today and you’ll find that one dish you’ve been craving. I invite you to join me and my CLNC® colleagues at the legal nurse consulting banquet – the taste sensation of a lifetime. Don’t miss another minute of this exciting feast – reserve your place at the CLNC® banquet table today.

Success Is Inside!

P.S. Let dissatisfaction be your antidote against complacency.

P.P.S. Comment and share if you are ordering off the right menu.

2 thoughts on “RNs and Certified Legal Nurse Consultants – Are You Ordering Off the Right Menu?

  1. You are absolutely right, life is meant to be enjoyed to the fullest, but we have to make it happen. It usually doesn’t just fall in our lap. Your restaurant analogy really hits home. Success and happiness is a craving for most of us. As nurses, most of us are the cooks in the restaurant you talk about. We spend our time slaving over a hot stove, making sure everyone else gets what they want. We love taking care of people, or we wouldn’t put ourselves through what we do.

    I visited a friend in the hospital last week. It was the first time I had been in a hospital for a long time. The nurse taking care of my friend was overloaded with patients, which she said was normal. Her supervisor stopped her in the hall just outside my friend’s room and yelled at her (yes, yelled). She had a laundry list of complaints. It was embarrassing for the nurse to be reprimanded in the hall in front of everyone within earshot. I am SO grateful that I don’t have to worry about the occasional ego-visor, being dead-tired, stressed out, and all of the other things that go along with working clinically.
    I love what I do, and I love the fact that I was able to change a personally bad situation to one of the best things that has ever happened to me.

    I guess you could say instead of working in Hell’s Kitchen, I now have a private chef.

  2. Hey Jane, I really like the private-chef thing going on! I’m working on my gourmet 7-course meal:)

    You know we all can tell a story or two about that, “wonderful, thoughtful, absolute fantastic, calm, got-your-back” supervisor/nurse manager we’ve had but, we won’t:)

    Perhaps you should have gone in the hall with a note to give to your friend’s nurse that read: FEEL YOUR PAIN, THERE’S RELIEF; http://www.LegalNurse.com

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